Adventures in Cybercrime, Corporate Warfare, and National Security
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Throughout the course of Blaine’s law enforcement encounters, countless informants have told elaborate tales about Blaine’s life at the behest of federal agents. Whole cybercrime divisions have lost sleep trying to piece together all the lies with very few facts. Although Blaine’s life was totally destroyed as a result, he still has a sense of humor. And so Blaine himself has recast many of these tales from his first person perspective as if they actually happened. To add flavor to the fiction, he has worked in some true stories that could only be told as fiction to protect the innocent, and maybe the guilty as well.
This section is full of lies, prevarications, equivocations, more lies, and a few damn lies thrown in for good measure. Within you will find sex, violence, morally reprehensible behaviors, and concepts many will find unacceptable. In fact, no one should read anything in this section for any reason. In detailing the following conspiracies, criminal activities, shenanigans, and general foolishness it will be incumbent upon you the reader to engage your high common-sense faculties. What Blaine has written about would be dangerous, ill-advised, or flat out stupid for anyone to actually attempt. That he has survived himself is unto itself a statistical anomaly. That being said, he considers himself lucky to merely be serving a 30 year prison sentence, and not having been buried in a shallow grave, or fed to sharks in the Caribbean.
The goal here is to entertain and inform, in hopes of giving each of you a more fulfilling and purposeful life. We accept no responsibility for the results of anyone attempting to replicate the life of Blaine. That being said, any resemblance to any actual people, especially where he’s used their full names, is purely coincidental. If any of the material actually checks out as historical facts via Google, newspapers, big data, or legal documents, then it’s clearly a case of quantum-level anomaly. Again, all of this is purely fictional, even the parts that aren’t. You have been warned.